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A very good 10.5 minute educational video on political science- learn about the different forms of government and which form we have

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Hu's on first, staring George W. Bush. See transcript of this video, below in green.

Mini clip of dancing Bush.     See Bush and Kerry sing about their campaigns     Steve Bridges impersonates Bush.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt said: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

 
John F. Kennedy said: "Ask not what your country can do for you.  Ask what you can do for your country."
 
Ronald Regan said: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."
 
To check out a few things George W. Bush has said, click here and check out "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches," on the Late Show with David Letterman.

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Patriotic cartoon:

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1545489532

John Wayne explains why he loves America.  Good to hear his voice again.

http://oldbluewebdesigns.com/mybeautifulamerica.htm (The America the Beautiful website)

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Hillary has started her campaign for 2008. 
 
Watch her sing about it in an animated cartoon on a website.
 
Click the link if you dare.  Pretty humorous.  Click the back button on your browser to return to Kuder's website.
 
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6660/2008CC2.swf

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"Who's On First" -- new version.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

 Incredible things happen in America - you can tell by folding one of the new $1 dollar bills.
 

Some wise observations about the War on Terrorism:                    

Check out the e-mail Rumors of War   

There is a website (http://www.snopes.com) that checks out various e-mails floating around about our new war and determines if they are hoaxes or valid. The following is a capsule summary of conclusions, thus far. The site gives further details on each one. Interesting, to say the least. This is sometimes referred to as the Urban Legends site.

 The following were hoaxes:

 ·        A Nostradamus prophecy about the fall of two brothers (meaning the World Trade Towers) predicts the imminent start of World War III.

·        A photograph captured an unlucky tourist posing on the observation deck of a World Trade Center tower seconds before a hijacked airliner smashed into the building.

·        Blue envelopes containing sponges saturated with a deadly virus are being anonymously mailed to random Americans.

·        Clear Channel Communications has issued a list of songs officially banned from airplay to their American radio stations.

·        CNN used old footage to fake images of 'Palestinians dancing in the street' after the terrorist attack on the USA.

·        Four thousand Jews employed by companies housed in the World Trade Center stayed home from work on September 11, warned in advance of the impending attack on the World Trade Center.

·        Light a candle tonight for a satellite photo. [candles wouldn’t show up in a satellite image over far brighter city lights].

·        Terrorist Osama bin Laden owns extensive gum Arabic holdings.

·        You can aid the search for Osama Bin Laden by donating money to a band of Estonian hackers.

·        Typing certain particular letter combinations into Microsoft Word using Wingdings and Webdings fonts produces some eerie results.  Open MS-Word and type the following........ Q33 NY (this was the flight number of one of the planes which hit the WTC - Wrong! - this was not the flight number of any of the planes!).  Now highlight the 5 characters and change the size to 26 and the font to Windings (the first one).  Q33NY Looks like a coded message of what happened on the 11th  

The following were found to be true:

  ·        A bound pair of hands was found atop one of the buildings near the former World Trade Center towers.

·        A U.S. company banned its employees from displaying American flags.

·        A United Airlines pilot delivers a speech wherein he incites passengers to overpower any hijackers that might be aboard.

·        A writer named Tamim Ansary penned an essay from the perspective of an Afghan-American.

·        Canadian broadcaster Gordon Sinclair delivered an impassioned defense of the U.S. in 1973.

·        President Bush declared, "I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt."

·        Television evangelists Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson said that liberal civil liberties groups, feminists, homosexuals and abortion rights supporters bear partial responsibility for the terrorist attacks on the USA because their actions have turned God's anger against America.

·        The planned cover for a hip-hop album due to be released in November depicted an exploding World Trade Center.

 

The following were partially hoaxes and partially true, or their validity isn’t determined:

  ·        A further wave of terrorist attacks is due on September 22.

·        An impressive array of 11s can be shaken out of the 11 September 2001 terrorist attacks.

·        Images of the World Trade Center fire reveal the face of Satan!

·        Man trapped high in the collapsing World Trade Tower rides the falling debris to safety.

·        Picture shows graphic message sent by terrorists via cell phone to communicate success of attack on New York City.

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A Beautiful tribute to America and to those lost on the 11th.

Click the link: http://www.caldavid.com/911/911.swf

Credits:

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Here is an Elvis audio clip appropriate for this saddened time.

http://video.aristotle.net:8080/ramgen/epe/jukebox/If_I_Can_Dream.rm

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Strangers on my flight, sung by Frank Sinatra:
http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

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Not the Grinch, but the BINch  

 Every U down in Uville liked U.S. a lot,

 But the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not.

 The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way!

 Now don't ask me why, for nobody can say,

 It could be his turban was screwed on too tight.

 Or the sun from the desert had beaten too bright

 But I think that the most likely reason of all

 May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

 But, Whatever the reason, his heart or his turban,

 He stood facing Uville, the part that was urban.

 "They're doing their business," he snarled from his perch.

 "They're raising their families! They're going to church!

 They're leading the world, and their empire is thriving,

 I MUST keep the S's and U's from surviving!"

 Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's,

 Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses,

 They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools,

 And abide by their U and S values and rules,

 And then they'd do something he liked least of all,

 Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,

 Would stand all united, each U and each S,

 And they'd sing Uville's anthem, "God bless us! God bless!"

 All around their Twin Towers of Uville, they'd stand,

 and their voices would drown every sound in the land.

 "I must stop that singing," Binch said with a smirk,

 And he had an idea--an idea that might work!

 The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours,

 And crashed them right into the Uville Twin Towers.

 "They'll wake to disaster!" he snickered, so sour,

 "And how can they sing when they can't find a tower?"

 The Binch cocked his ear as they woke from their sleeping,

 All set to enjoy their U-wailing and weeping,

 Instead he heard something that started quite low,

 And it built up quite slow, but it started to grow--

 And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing...

 And he couldn't believe it--they started to sing!

 He stared down at U-ville, not trusting his eyes,

 What he saw was a shocking, disgusting surprise!

 Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,

 Was singing! Without any towers at all!

 He HADN'T stopped U-Ville from singing! It sung!

 For down deep in the hearts of the old and the young,

 Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride,

 And you can't smash the towers we hold deep inside.

 So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall,

 With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small,

 And we mourn for our losses while knowing we'll cope,

 For we still have inside that U-Pride and U-Hope.

 For America means a bit more than tall towers,

 It means more than wealth or political powers,

 It's more than our enemies ever could guess,

 So may God bless America! Bless us! God bless!

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Osama’s failed mission:

Osama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
Your just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.

I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come you never die for the cause?"

Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well here in America, we stand by our brothers.

As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishing
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor.

What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.

If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.

Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.

We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.

But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!

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Taliban One-Liners:


Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!



Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of do do?

A: the bucket



Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of do do in his pocket?

A: It's his photo ID



Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?

A: Duck



Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.



Q: Why does the Taliban Navy have glass bottom boats?

A: So they can see their Air Force.

Incredible coincidences on a $20 dollar bill: http://yoke.cc/dollar.htm.

Also note: 9 + 11 = $20

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