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Sound gags:

How to identify if your cow has MAD COW disease
The Man Song     
Plays a very humorous song.
    
Elvis Presley's Senior Citizen Song             
Funny courage speech by the lion from the Wizard of Oz 
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Psychiatric hotline.

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Cartoons:

dalmation.jpg (52127 bytes)
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Complaint form

toothbrush.jpg (14446 bytes)

whichbaby.jpg (61475 bytes)

ToplessDancersAtABar.jpg (39547 bytes)
Topless dancers at
 a bar

     

PowerPoint slide shows:

 

The woodpecker might have to go!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

One: Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. NOW, wasn't that nice? Pass it along and make someone else smile, too.

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